DAUPHIN, MB

Mathematicians across the globe were shocked to discover a junior hockey player in Dauphin, Manitoba giving a full 110% during a game against Virden on Friday night.

“I can’t believe it. Prior to young Colin Goossen’s performance this week, we had always assumed that 100% was the maximum effort any individual could give,” said Professor Bolton of the University of Manitoba. “But after watching Goossen hustle and block shots and get in there on the forecheck, I am now convinced it actually is possible to give 110%.”

Goossen picked up one goal, three assists, and two blocked shots on Friday, but it’s his effort, which was a full 10% higher than ever previously recorded, that had mathematicians baffled.

“You know hockey players always say they’re giving 110% and we never belie

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