It's our turn to f**k, say Daly and Winkleman

CLAUDIA Winkleman and Tess Daly have announced they are leaving Strictly to embark on a no-holds-barred wildly debauched sexual relationship.

With a decade of sizzling chemistry behind them but BBC regulations forbidding any involvement while they worked together, the pair have resigned and will go at it immediately following this year’s live final.

Daly said: “Everybody else has been doing it. While we’ve just had to stand there and watch.

“How many nights have I dreamed of parting that fringe tenderly, hands trembling with desire, to plant the kisses that will lead to our long-dreamed of Paso Doble? Of making her cry out in delight not as an EastEnders star gets a perfect 40, but in ecstasy?

“We’ve rented a lodge in the Chilterns. From the Sunday when we crown the winning couple