CLAUDIA Winkleman and her blonde co-presenter are leaving Strictly Come Dancing and unless they are replaced the BBC is doomed. Who could do it?

Emma Bradford, speech therapist: “The late Bruce Forsyth. It would be nice to see him rise from the grave and present as a zombie, a presenting zombie risen from the grave it would be to see him nice.”

Norman Steel, tailor: “I admit it, I’m a viciously right-wing Reform voter and I miss Lineker. I miss hating him. I just want him back even if it’s presenting a dancing show.”

Nathan Muir, removals man: “Needs to be someone everyone’s fond of who’s excellent at dancing. So I nominate Jewel, who does Wednesdays and Fridays at Climax strip club in Colchester.”

Joanna Kramer, teacher: “As everything else is going back to the 1970s including t

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