ATLANTA, GA - After getting into yet another argument on Facebook Monday morning, local believer Hank Richert found himself blocked by several of his friends and family members, but the 32-year-old Christian was still unable to figure out if this new wave of persecution was because of his firm faith in Jesus, or because of the fact that he's a "total jerkwad," sources confirmed.

"I want to say it's because I believe in Jesus, but I'm also super obnoxious, I guess," Richert told reporters. "It could be for either reason, and I'm just not entirely sure which."

"I did call Aunt Staci a 'libtard' and suggest she should go kill herself, so I suppose I'd lean toward the fact that I'm a massive tool, but it could also be the cross overlay on my profile picture," Richert wondered aloud. "I'm stu

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