BRISBANE, AUS — A local six-year-old identified as Bluey Heeler has gone missing. She was last seen pretending to be a Granny named Janet in front of a house full of Haitian immigrants, say authorities.

The local community has reportedly pointed the finger at the Haitian neighbors because they just moved in next door to the Heeler family and Bluey went missing the very next day. Police have called on the public to remain calm and suggested that it's racist to assume Haitians are responsible just because they are Haitians.

"They eat dogs! I've seen it!" said Doreen, a local Great Pyrenees, and family friend to the Heelers. "You should check their bins! They probably ate her and threw the bones away!"

Meanwhile, Bluey's father Bandit held a televised press conference in which he addressed

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