Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has been practicing for her closeup for years. In 2015, while serving as South Dakota's representative in the House, Noem took to Facebook to share a throwback pic of her as a pageant queen. "Tbt — Snow Queen Days...wonderful program for young women...but what was I thinking with all that hair???" she captioned the post. Noem's pageant girl past hints that she's always been obsessed with her looks , and the former governor serving in the Trump White House seems to only have amplified her desire to be in the spotlight. Noem has, quite literally, been in the American people's faces ever since she kicked off her tenure.

In fact, by October 2025, some folks had already had quite enough of her as the government shutdown dragged on and Noem filmed an

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