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Biden's team announced the President has agreed to a debate with Donald Trump in June, but only if a lengthy set of very particular conditions are met. Here are ten things Biden's team is demanding before the President will sign off on a debate with Trump:

Biden's microphone must be edible: The flavor, however, may either be chocolate chip or mint chocolate.

Biden must be allowed to sniff the hair of the moderator before the debate: No exceptions, not even for Jake Tapper.

The debate must be held in a remote location with no chance of any witnesses: Like a WNBA game.

No one can ask any questions about the economy, inflation, Afghanistan, Gaza, the border, crime levels, Ukraine, Hunter Biden, Ashley Biden, campus protests, Title IX, or any other

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