Some people are too intimidated to talk to their pastors directly, so the church suggestion box is a great tool for collecting anonymous feedback on your church service. We asked pastors to share some of the most helpful ideas they've received in the suggestion box. The answers may astonish you.
The most helpful suggestions:
"We should sing more hymns.": Not a bad request. Hymns are great. This seems totally doable.
"We should sing fewer hymns.": Crap.
"Here's a complete list of the songs I would like to sing in the church year, and I will only sing these ones.": Straightforward and to the point.
[Prayer request card with gum stuck to it]: An improvement over most prayer requests.
"Please make the sermons shorter.": They've already been shaved down to 15 minutes.
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