ROCKFORD, MI — Several sources have come forward to accuse local man Bryce Harrison of stolen valor after the 54-year-old appeared in public wearing an "I Voted" sticker that he had purchased on Amazon.

According to allegations, Harrison is wearing the badge of an upright citizen despite the fact that the uncivic loser has not been within 3 miles of a voting booth this entire election season and used his absentee mail-in ballot to light a fire in his livingroom fireplace a few weeks ago.

"It's like, bro, there are literally people who stood in line for seven hours today to win that sticker, and you're going to disrespect them like that?" said Charles Ingersol, a former friend of Harrison. "Not cool, dude — there are Americans who have sacrificed their time, personal lives, jobs, and sani

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