SCOTTSDALE, AZ - Christian film studio and distributor Pure Flix announced Monday a new wave of barely watchable movies has been added to its streaming services.
The new agreement signed with several Christian film vendors combined with over three dozen original new Pure Flix efforts will result in hundreds of new faith-based, painfully bad movies streamed straight to your living room.
"We really pulled out all the stops to get these stinkers ready for you to stream," Pure Flix founder David A. R. White said in a press conference. "When uninspired scripts, two-dimensional characters, and wooden directing abilities all come together, that's when Christian movie magic happens."
"The team at Pure Flix can't wait for you to settle in with your family, pop some popcorn, and try to power thro

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