Inflation isn't happening.

Inflation is happening, but it's within norms.

Inflation is happening, and it's a good thing.

This Thanksgiving, as we celebrate together under the rule of President Biden, may he live forever, we might have to cut back on a few things to survive hyperinflation. That's OK, though. We're resourceful Americans. Here are nine easy ways to cut back on Turkey Day this year:

1. Swap out that delicious turkey for a good ol' can o' Spam. Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!

2. If you're low on funds, use that 16 cents you saved on July 4. Time to open up the ol' July 4 coffers and splurge a little. Treat yourself!

3. Just imagine there's food on your table like the Lost Boys in Hook . And then, you can have an awesome pretend food fight! Foooooood fiiiiiiight!!!

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