FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, and his crew have started knocking on doors for sweets in local villages.

WAGWAN? Active J is hexhausted today, fam. Last night, crewdem busted da Halloween trick or treat ting round Active J’s hood. It woz da bare worst hidea hever, innit.

Lady G an’ gyaldem painted dem’s faces like skellingtons an’ wore da devil horn tings, but there woz no way Active J woz flexin’ any spooky toddler cosplay drip, fam. So man swagged him’s black balaclava, black Yankees cap, black North Face joggers, hoody wiv da hood up an’ boxfresh Air Max 95s. Yum.

Da cribs in Active J’s hood is spread out down da country lanes between villages, so mandem crew ‘ad to do some bare serious walkin’ before we got to da first one. Man knocked on da

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