Halloween skeletons are coveted decor for a reason. But I have a bone to pick.

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The Home Depot’s 12-foot skeleton gets all the attention, but really, he’s just one example of the surprisingly diverse assortment of skeletal curios available in the Halloween décor marketplace. This year alone, stores are also selling an alien skeleton , a two-headed skeleton , a set of skeletons on a seesaw , and an orange skeleton with a pumpkin for a head , just to name a few. It seems like you can find just about anything in skeleton decoration form these days—unless you happen to be a woman looking for a skeleton that more closely resembles the one inside of you.

To be clear, you can easily buy a skeleton dressed like a schoolgirl , or a mermai