Man Busted for Hiding Imodium in His Pants at Princeton Walmart

PRINCETON, WV (LOOTPRESS) — A Mercer County man learned the hard way that “keeping things under wraps” doesn’t work so well when the wraps are your underwear.

Deputies with the Mercer County Sheriff’s Department were called to the Princeton Walmart on Sunday afternoon after reports of a shoplifter — later identified as Timothy Patrick Sloan — who, according to witnesses, was stashing boxes of Imodium in some rather personal places.

When deputies arrived, they found Sloan wandering the aisles in an orange ballcap, black leather jacket, and blue jeans. Asked for his name, Sloan reportedly told officers, “Tom,” — which didn’t fly for long. Deputies detained him and escorted him to the store’s loss prevention office, where a search turned up three boxes of Imodium tucked into the crotch of h