MCDONALDLAND — Beloved politician and civil servant Mayor McCheese has won reelection as Mayor of McDonaldland for an astounding 60th consecutive term.

The win came in a landslide for McCheese, who gave his acceptance speech from inside McDonaldland Town Hall.

"My fellow McDonaldlanders, I thank you for your continued support," McCheese said. "From Apple Pie Orchards to Grimace Island, you showed up, you voted, and you made your voices heard. Thank you, from the bottom of my pickle heart."

Mayor McCheese faced opponent The Hamburglar, who ran on a platform of redistributing all of McDonaldland's hamburgers.

"I admit defeat, but I'm not done yet," The Hamburglar told his supporters. "I'll be back next year, following around Ronald McDonald, trying to steal his precious hamburgers. Do no

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