The history of contemporary music is littered with hundreds of rivalries both amicable and otherwise. The Beatles versus the Rolling Stones. Britney versus Christina. Iggy Pop versus shirts. With this year’s Grammy nominations, a new feud has emerged to top them all: Milli Vanilli’ s Fab Morvan versus the Dalai Lama and Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.

Each year’s list of nominees always bring some unlikely people to the party — looking at you, Bernie Sanders ’ and Alex Trebek’s Grammy pages — and the most quietly fun category is Best Audio Book, Narration, and Storytelling Recording. Past winners include such odd interlopers as Edward R. Murrow, Dudley Moore, two non-musical Burns (George and Ken), Betty White, and 10-time (?!) nominee Jimmy Carter.

For this year,

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