A MAN’S hearing is so sensitive that he can detect a bra being unhooked from the other side of the house, his girlfriend has confirmed.

Tom Booker is so pathetically excited at the possibility of breasts that even a particular pattern of footsteps upstairs, followed by a pause and a barely audible slide of metal on metal, sees him appear suddenly at the door.

Girlfriend Emma Bradford said: “I can’t hear it, and I’m inches away. I’d challenge a microphone to pick it up. But Tom’s ears are attuned.

“It is, in a way, flattering. But when I’m just in from work and slipping into comfies I just want to set the girls free without him dashing over and going in for a two-handed grope.

“When I call him from the sofa to make me a cup of tea he’s deaf to it. The unhooking and the sound of boobs re

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