THE UK’s licence payers have thanked the Daily Telegraph for its sterling work costing them almost the entire annual budget of BBC1.

Millions of Britons who enjoy the BBC’s varied television, radio and internet output are deeply grateful to a rabidly ideological newspaper with sales of 150,000 for setting the world’s most powerful senile prick onto it.

Nathan Muir of Hereford said: “Excellent work there from the newspaper that brought us Boris Johnson. Consider the nation’s chips thoroughly pissed on.

“I, like tens of millions of others, enjoy watching shows on the BBC. I mean not all of them but more than bloody ITV, that’s for sure. And I feel we underestimate how pleasant it is to listen to the radio without twat adverts performed by twat actors.

“So to have it sued for one billion

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