We often make cracks about people wearing a textile that looks like it used to hang in Fraulein Maria’s room, but… is this perhaps the closest pattern we’ve gotten to what she made for banging around Salzburg in nothing but some old drapes? If this is the apex of Fraulein Maria Mountain, can we twirl around singing? ARE THE HILLS ALIVE???
[Photo: Robert Kamau/GC Images]

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