Jantsied Man in Denial that He's from Jantsied

JANTSIED, MB

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Mr. Friesen of is utterly convinced that he’s from .

“I don’t know what’s wrong with that man,” said Mr. Wiebe standing firmly in . “Doesn’t he know anything about geography? It’s pretty darn clear to me that he’s on the other side of river and I’m the one who’s on this side of the river.”

Try as he might Mr. Friesen cannot convince any of his friends on the other side that he, in fact, is the one who’s on this side.

“Look, I’m standing right here on this side,” said silly Mr. Friesen. “Look at my feet. Look at my hands. You can clearly see it for yourself. What more convincing do you need?”

For some reason, Mr. Friesen is convinced that he is where he is and that other people are where they are, but this logic did not fly with so