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We get it. It's hard to read the divinely inspired word of the creator of the universe. He's so judgy! But, since your salvation might depend on it, you better get some great excuses ready to share on Judgment Day.

Here are some of the best excuses for not reading your Bible:

You just went to church last month and don't want to overdo it: You don't want to be an extremist!

It's not as encouraging as Your Best Life Now : Joel Osteen's prose is to die for.

If you take your eye off the Hot Pocket you're microwaving for one second it might burn: And then you'd be hungry! God wouldn't want that.

You already watched The Chosen : It's so hard to get into a good book if you already know how it ends.

Those 900 Korok seeds in Zelda: Breath of

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