BALDWINSVILLE, NY - "It's more of an art than a science, really," Eddie Quinn told reporters Thursday with a mischievous grin spread across his bearded face after once again feasting at a church potluck to which he himself had volunteered no food. "The secret is to look like you belong. You've got to project a sense of confidence and clarity of conscience as you make your move to grab an empty plate."
Many church members would simply forego participation in a potluck if they weren't planning to bring a food contribution - but then again, most church members aren't Eddie Quinn. Quinn, 38, has expertly infiltrated every monthly potluck at Grace Baptist Church for the past three years, without ever bringing so much as a stack of napkins.
"Early in my potluck-crashing career, my attempts wer

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