LIKE a long cuddle after sex? Or are you clinging on desperately like a koala on a branch while your partner tries to wriggle free from your crushing grip? Find out:

How long do you cuddle afterwards?

A) Time ceases to pass when we’re in each others arms. We’re in a blissful temporal void of eternal closeness. After such a beautiful melding of minds and bodies, how could we let go? He’s always on the other side of the bed when I wake up though.

B) The mandatory couple of minutes while I try to ignore the growing wet patch and hold back the urge to urinate.

Eyes shut or open?

A) Wide open, the better to share the moment, and fixed on his. Because this is a time of spiritual communion. Oddly he can only hold my gaze for a few minutes before looking shyly away. So sweet. I couldn’t love

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