SOME boys like conkers. Others playing rugby or collecting stamps. But I believe that casual racism is a hobby which offers joy to every English schoolboy.

It does not need equipment or apparatus and it can be practised by the upper and lower classes alike. It does not even require any foreigners, though as I will demonstrate later in this essay it helps. And most importantly it is tremendous fun.

On a bright spring day there is nothing to lift a playful heart more than directing remarks about the colour of his skin to a younger bug and watching him cringe in fear. Especially if you have your mates with you and I always do.

If you are a prefect it is even more of a nice treat because you can give a boy who is not white like you should be a detention. This is called an ‘arbitrary exercis

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