Are you an aspiring trophy wife and/or fascist? Is your greatest ambition in life to marry someone whose adult children don’t speak to him anymore? Do you dream of having a job where the primary requirement is a congenital inability to tell the truth? If so, you may be interested in Mar-a-Lago face , a Florida-meets-D.C. plastic-surgery trend that is apparently inspired by Jigsaw from the Saw franchise.

According to recent reporting from Axios and the Guardian , men and women alike have increasingly been requesting excessive filler during consultations with plastic surgeons in Washington, D.C., particularly in their cheeks and lips. Apparently influenced by the frozen, puffed-up visages of such MAGA celebrities as Matt Gaetz , Kristi Noem, Lara Loomer, and Kimberly Guilfoyle,

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