VATICAN CITY — Following his public statement condemning the Trump administration's hardline immigration policies, a shocking new report indicated that 17 illegal immigrants had been found hiding under Pope Leo XIV's hat.

The incident occurred on the Vatican grounds on Friday morning, as the pontiff was going for a leisurely stroll. Witnesses said that a breeze momentarily knocked the pope's hat off his head, leading to multiple immigrants emerging from the mitre and scrambling away.

"It's amazing how many of them fit in there," one witness said. "It was like those tiny cars you see at the circus, but instead of clowns, it was single Muslim men of military age. They all climbed out of His Holiness's hat and took off running. They were yelling something, but I couldn't make out what they

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