The great Goldie Hawn turns 80 years old today, and while there is lots of wonderful fare from her filmography over the years that practically begs for a second (or third, or fourth) viewing— Troop Beverly Hills , anyone?—today I was in the mood to see how the 1987 Garry Marshall film Overboard holds up. So much teased hair and sexual tension, and my God, the ’80s rich-girl outfits speak for themselves!

Without further ado, here’s literally every thought I had while rewatching Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell in the original Overboard (a.k.a. decidedly not the mid 2018 remake).

God, opening-credit fonts in movies used to be so cool.

The people yearn for ’80s graphic design!

Will I ever see ducks onscreen without thinking about Tony Soprano in his robe and boxers ?

“Should I bu

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