THE EAST — According to sources, the wives of the Three Wise Men questioned their husbands over their self-proclaimed title, "The Three Wise Men."

"I dunno, that's what all the people at the Nativity were calling us," said Balthazar shortly after returning from his visit to see the Christ child. "We thought it was kinda catchy, so that's what we decided to call ourselves."

"Wait, what?" asked Mezikiah, wife of Gaspar (Wise Man Number Two). "Wise Man? I dunno. I saw you trying to use baking soda last week in a flatbread recipe…do you know what flatbread is, Honey? Adding baking soda to it isn't wise. Nor is trying to tie your camel to the side of our tent. Our tent is made of canvas and that thing is 4 thousand pounds. If it bolts the whole house goes with him. Definitely not wise. And an

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