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Wherever your political loyalties lie, you were probably disappointed in the result of the most recent election. After all, you weren't crowned king and placed in a position to impose your own personal desires on the whole of mankind. Bummer!

Here are some tips to cope with a disappointing election:

If your name is Beto O'Rourke, stop running: Read the room, guy.

Ask your therapist to rock you gently to sleep while you suck your thumb: Like a boss.

Burn down an entire city block: Election rage falls under the first amendment. You can't be arrested!

Eat 5 whole cheesecakes: Food makes the pain go away.

Dance around an altar and cut yourself so that Baal will hear your cries: Seems about as effective as ranting about the election on TikTok.

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