If you've ever:

Pushed your bladder beyond the limit because you sat down and became nap-trapped on the couch under a finally-sleeping-otherwise-screaming colicky baby and are afraid to move, so now you live here, you are couch.

Looked out the window and screamed at the deranged troll-like hag lurking in the bushes watching you with dead-inside eyes, only to realize that's your own reflection; the hag is you, and when is the last time you showered?

Googled, in the following order: "coffee breastmilk baby," "espresso breastmilk baby," "Red Bull breastmilk baby," " night nanny ," "night nanny costs," "lucrative second jobs" and "is essential oil a pyramid scheme ?"

Then you may have recently parented small humans. And you may also likely relate to the " 17 diapers" trend curre

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