I love Thanksgiving traditions.

The one I love most? Sitting on a couch doing nothing but watching television for four days.

I can’t contribute much to my family’s holiday weekend. I do not cook, which is for the health and wellness of everybody. I have shockingly bad taste, so I’m not much help when it comes to decorating. A football is more likely to hit me in the face than land in my hands, so the annual family game is a no-go for me. And I work in media in 2025, which is to say I don’t have much to offer in terms of a monetary contribution to the festivities.

But when it comes to fusing one’s body with the couch for 96 hours of TV watching—on that, I am proudly an expert.

One of the most fun parts of Thanksgiving, for me, is just watching things with my family.

It’s the best

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