If you’re at all familiar with Wicked , you probably know that things get very briefly sexy during the musical’s second act. In the stage musical, “As Long As Your Mine” is a heated moment — Elphaba and Fiyero abscond to the woods, where they finally confess their feelings for each other and get to doing it right there on the forest floor, in what has become a memorable scene for our nation’s horniest theater kids. But in the movie? Well … it’s not quite as steamy. The two are only seen in bed for a fleeting moment, and during that moment, Elphaba is wearing the biggest, rattiest cardigan you’ve ever seen in your life.

But apparently that was still too pervy for Christian momfluencer Sara Burnett. On Sunday, Burnett — who calls herself a “virtual hope spreader” in her Instagram bi

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