INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Sources close to local man Bradley Mudd say that the 28-year-old is currently torn between learning a new board game and getting his PhD in quantum physics.

Mudd began the internal debate Tuesday, as he began skimming through the rules of Battlestar Galactica: The Board Game in preparation for an upcoming game night.

According to Mudd, the question is a real toss-up because both options will involve roughly the same amount of work and will result in the same amount of financial gain.

"Well, I could do the important work of learning physics and unlock the mysteries of the universe," Mudd mused to his mother, contemplating the 32-page rulebook on his kitchen table. "Or I could just devote the time to becoming an expert on the Sleeper Agent Phase. Ugh. I'm just not sure

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