WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a daring feat of undercover journalism, The Babylon Bee's embedded DC reporter has acquired a leaked copy of Joe Biden's debate prep notes. We are proud to introduce them to the world for the first time. Please enjoy. Many undercover journalists died to bring us this information.

Here they are in all their glory:

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My Debate Notes:

Reminder: You are JOE BIDEN and you are running for PRESIDENT

You're from SCRANTON

You used to be VP with Obama

ORANGE MAN BAD

Answer Key:

Hunter & Ukraine = "Come on, man!"

Taxes & Jobs = "Look, here's the deal."

Emergency use only = "You're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier!"

If you get lost = "You know, the thing!"

Reminders:

Tug on your left ear and Chris Wallace

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