Republicans Raise Money To Send AOC To Dance For All Democratic Candidates

U.S. — Seeking to capitalize on the voters' response to the primary defeat of Congressman Jamaal Bowman, Republicans across the country launched efforts to raise money to send Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to dance at campaign rallies for all Democratic candidates.

Following Bowman's loss, exit polling data indicated voters broke toward his opponent in a stunning indictment of Ocasio-Cortez's dance moves at a campaign event in the Bronx last week, leading to a GOP initiative to replicate the event nationwide.

"Having her dance at every Democrat rally could be huge for us," said one Republican insider. "Once the public sees her jumping around and gyrating and… convulsing, voters will turn out in droves to vote for our candidates. This could be the best thing that happened for our