PUTTING up a bit of tinsel to bring festive cheer to your corporate gulag? Best consider these issues first lest you fall foul of overzealous human resources:

No twinkly lights

Even though fairy light bulbs fade faster than your motivation on a Monday, you must avoid these in case you trigger epileptic fits, like the strip lighting that’s been flickering since June doesn’t. More likely they feel the twinkling light will remind workers of the stars in the night sky when they should be completing spreadsheets.

Use only flimsy paper decorations

How did you fail to anticipate that the glitter in one sparkly bauble presents a real problem for the company’s environmental pledges? Yes, they did just invest in a bespoke ChatGPT platform that sucks up a river every time it drafts an email about

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