Imagine you’re a First Lady who was repeatedly mocked for her weirdly spooky Christmas décor. Then to make matters worse, you were caught on tape complaining, “Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?” But through some miracle, you’ve been given a chance to redeem yourself.

You would probably lean hard in the opposite direction, festooning the White House in bright lights, vibrant colors, and all the trappings of a classic holly-jolly holiday.

But you’re not Melania Trump , our mysterious, spooky, and all together ooky First Lady.

On Monday morning, the White House posted a one-minute video of her reviewing this year’s Christmas decorations. (Yes, “Christmas,” not “holiday.” The Washington Post reported , “There’s not a menorah or a nod to other religious traditions in sight.

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