ROYAL OAK, MI — Local Dad Jeff Francis is widely known as a loving and devoted father, but some sources indicate he struggles with the details when it comes to his four sons. Jeff's wife Rebecca provides helpful reminders about their children's birthdays, hair color, and names, but Rebecca still reports that Jeff only loosely knows how old the kids are even though he can recite baseball statistics from 40 years ago.
"Jeff certainly has a mind for numbers – just yesterday, he told our neighbor about Lou Whitaker's .361 on-base percentage in 1978, when Whitaker also won ‘Rookie Of The Year.' Jeff sure loves his Detroit Tigers!" Rebecca reported to family friends that while she was proud of his ability to retain data, she wishes he could recall even basic data about the kids. "When we were a

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