Raving at the Writing Desk

×Art Kumbalek

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I’ve come to wonder that if over the years there has not been at least of tinge of the toxic element mercury included daily in the dye of the comb-over coiffure used to mask the fact that President Orange Circus Peanut is a bald guy.

I’ve heard that haberdashers in the 19th century or thereabouts came to be known as “mad hatters” because of the use of mercury to perfect their craft. “Disturbed, confused,” were characteristic of the practitioners of the trade. And if you don’t believe me, go ask Alice “when the logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead,” I think she’ll know. Or the Chesire Cat: “I am not crazy; my reality is just different from yours,” what the fock.

Mad : “…to become insane or out