U.S. - Chick-fil-A's popular mascot the Chick-fil-A Cow has announced his 2020 run on a platform of making the government run much more efficiently, being much more friendly to people, and of course, eating more chicken.

The cow's populist "Eat Mor Chikin" platform has gained the cow a significant following among evangelicals and people who like tasty chicken sandwiches, according to analysts. The cow is already polling at about a 97% approval rating among likely voters. The 3% are "weirdos who like McDonald's better for some reason and should probably be checked for mental illness."

"We'd all be better off with the cow running the country," said Chick-fil-A CEO Daniel Truett Cathy in his endorsement speech of Mr. Cow. "I know it, you know it, all of America knows it."

Mr. Cow has annou

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