WASHINGTON, D.C. - During a press conference aimed at praising the Commander-in-Chief's flawless track record, Press Secretary Jen Psaki begrudgingly took a question from some gloom-and-doom journalist describing parents' struggles in finding baby formula. Psaki guffawed, saying parents unable to obtain baby formula should just feed their babies a margarita and put them in kickboxing class.

The press secretary and future MSNBC host explained how margaritas and kickboxing are a perfect way to unwind after a long, tough day of having no food to eat.

"I know some parents see having no formula as less than ideal, but there are things you can do. Stop being a bunch of Debbie Downers," said Psaki while twirling a crystal goblet of finely-aged Chardonnay. "Things aren't so bad! Inflation isn't

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