Imagine this. You are at a holiday party with your friends. Not the friends you see every week. The other ones. The ones you really like but haven’t seen since last December and may not see again until next December.

You have put in the effort.

You have put on the outfit.

Specifically, the festive one-piece jumper that looks sensational under twinkle lights but has the structural engineering of a bank safe requiring multiple dexterities to remove when it’s time to pee.

Author in difficult-to-remove festive holiday attire. Source: Jim Vallely/Used with permission

But it’s worth it. It is.

This is the night you want to be remembered well.

Fun. Lively. Witty.

You want them to drive home thinking, “Maggie. Isn’t she great?” And “She’s so great to hang out with.” And “So funny. No won

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