CONSIDERING going to next year’s World Cup? Really? Even with, you know, Trump and everything? Going over the pro and cons should help you decide not to:

PROS

You’ll get to see your team competing in a major international tournament! They might even win a match, if Scotland, or the Jules Rimet trophy, if England! That’s not a chance you can turn down, no matter what the obstacles!

CONS

Yeah, if you’re allowed in. They’re checking five years of social media, they’re checking emails and you know what they’re checking for, right? Any disparaging mention of Trump. One retweeted meme in 2020 about him losing the election? You’re banned.

PROS

Er… beer’s cheap over there?

CONS

Beer is cheap, but tickets are astronomically expensive. It costs $20,000 to see the Superbowl in the US, so why

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