THE managers of a £3.5m cannabis farm in rural Wales have been busted for being indiscreet. Where have you set up yours so the police will never suspect?

Lucy Parry, student: “There’s an old applewood wardrobe upstairs in this house I inherited which leads to a magical fairytale land. Got rid of their endless winter and they’re happily farming weed in return. A season there takes 45 minutes here. I’m coining it in.”

Denys Finch Hatton, groundskeeper: “You need a large property nobody would dare check with no intruders, an oblivious tenant and a secure electricity supply. I’ve set up in the Royal Lodge, Windsor.”

Norman Steele, agricultural scientist: “Right next to my coca leaf farm and opium poppy farm. That way the police will be distracted.”

Helen Archer, estates manager: “Hidde

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