U.S. - Gun stores across America have seen a major increase in interest as customers flock to their stores to find the "totally awesome gun that blows the lungs out of bad guys." The gun, which doesn't exist, has inadvertently boosted the sale of 9mm handguns.
"Biden has been great for business," said Anthony Darabont, manager of Bullets For Hire in Riverside, CA. "I printed out his dumb quote on a poster and hung it around the shop. Now the guns sell themselves!"
Experts suggest the huge increase in gun sales is expected to die down soon after people realize they aren't able to blow lungs out of anything.
"We did have someone here last week who shot someone in self-defense. The gun probably saved his life but he would not stop complaining that the robber's lungs weren't flopping around

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