The 2025 Yo Gabba Gabba live tour is fast approaching, which means a crop of noob fans are about to experience the magic for the first time. If you are a first timer, take it from me, a seasoned Gabba-head: If you’re not ready to throw the fuck down, then stay the fuck away.

To the uninitiated, a Yo Gabba Gabba live show might just sound like a fun, easy-going way to hear the tunes you’ve come to love from the show. This could not be further from the truth. These shows are some of the most ruthless, violent, and feral events I’ve ever been a part of. And that is exactly why people like me (an unemployed 38-year-old man) attend them.

If you think you have what it takes to hang with the big dogs at one of these ragers, I’ll offer some free advice.

First off, when Kammy Kam comes on stage

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