TRENTON, N.J. — Black metal band Kald Syk completely humiliated themselves by playing a song about Satan after opener Speared Side had already covered the same subject matter, sources report.

“We decided to add the song ‘Praise for the Goat’ because it embodies all that is evil and impure,” Kald Syk frontman Erik Trondhelm said before the band’s encore. “The good people of Trenton deserve to be washed clean of the blood of the lamb, and I look upon it as a duty for Kald Syk to perform such a cleansing. It seems we have received some negative feedback because one of the openers already played a song about the Dark Lord, but we cannot bother ourselves with such trivialities. We do not waste our time worrying about what other bands are doing. As far as we are concerned, we are the only black

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