GHISLAINE Maxwell is clearly being prepped to give an account of Trump and Epstein’s friendship that exonerates the president. Here’s the new version of events she’s probably working on right now.

‘Trump never visited Epstein Island’

Trump is adamant that he never visited Jeffrey’s private island. Which could actually be true, because I don’t remember seeing him there and you’d tend to remember a house guest who appeared to have come dressed as an Oompa-Loompa who wouldn’t shut up about ‘pussy’.

‘But Democrats did’

Democrat politicians definitely visited the island because they are all sick perverts. They were: Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom and Jimmy Carter. Plus some obscure ones whose names Donald’s lawyer forgot to bring to our meeting.

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