MENLO PARK, CA - By popular demand, a new feature is being added to Facebook: a button that lets you summon someone's pastor to their recent, questionable Facebook post.
The button is useful for when you see fellow church members posting theologically questionable quotes, sharing a Joel Osteen video clip, or putting up a picture of themselves having alcoholic beverages. Clicking the button will immediately send the poster's pastor a notification so they can provide theological correction, admonition, or church discipline.
"Look, we already know everything about you, including where you live, what you're thinking, and who your pastor is -- so we're just putting that information to work with a helpful, handy new button," said Mark Zuckerberg. "You can now instantly tip off someone's pastor