Drinking Sturgis : One Eyed Jack's Saloon Makes Everyone Blush

STURGIS — It’s a Monday night at One Eyed Jack’s Saloon.

It’s your first night at the 85 th Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. It’s also the first bar you visit.

It's love at first sight.

She has dark hair streaked with purple dye. Her lipstick is plum-nude. Her eyes are almond shaped, caramel brown and utterly seductive.

She’s moving her mouth and presumably talking, but you don’t hear any words because her eyes have cast some kind of spell that apparently makes you deaf.

The spell is simple and works like this: She stares at you with intense and convincingly sincere desire, as if she’d never wanted any man more than you.

At last, you snap out of it.

“My name is Sable,” she says. “Can I use your chair to get up?”

“Excuse me?” you ask.

“Your chair. Can I step on your chair to get up on t